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Welcome to The Worldwide Webers, a space dedicated to helping and inspiring parents to continue exploring the world with their cute carry-ons in tow, leaving only a trail of duty-free catalogs and dirty diapers behind. Because we’re all parenting on the fly, so why not do it with a view?

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Gondwana Game Reserve, South Africa

Erica2019-10-03T15:16:04+00:00September 19th, 2019|

Kid Friendly Wine Farms in South Africa

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La Cle des Montagnes, South Africa

Erica2019-10-03T15:19:03+00:00August 2nd, 2019|

Cape Town with Kids and Toddlers

Erica2019-10-03T15:21:18+00:00July 19th, 2019|

Cape Grace Hotel, Cape Town, South Africa

Erica2019-10-03T15:22:28+00:00July 19th, 2019|

Uzbekistan Tours with Steppe Journeys

Erica2019-10-31T15:03:24+00:00June 29th, 2019|

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Cuddled up like a mobster and his fancy hostage. T

Cuddled up like a mobster and his fancy hostage. These two have adopted the “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” mentality like only the best mob families do. Isolation has definitely brought them together, sometimes closer emotionally, and sometimes closer physically, and often closer to us ending in an emergency room for a sibling induced injury. Cheers to all the big sisters putting up with their annoying little brothers, and all the little brothers putting up with the dress up sessions from their older sisters! #teamworkmakesquarintinework #donthurteachotherplease

If a two year old throws a tantrum without publicl

If a two year old throws a tantrum without publicly embarrassing their parents, is it even a tantrum? So much of our parenting has been done on the road, in the air, and very much in public while traveling. Giving the kids plenty of opportunity to paint a picture that we’re abducting, poorly parenting, and/or loudly bribing them. All of which aren’t completely off base I guess. I oddly miss those prying judgmental eyes from foreign strangers as we drag our kids around the world. Parenting at home just doesn’t have the spiciness when we’re all grounded and stuck in time out with our less than emotionally balanced side kicks. So here’s my SOS, my children have abducted me and won’t let me leave the house. Send help…and snacks to distract them with so I can escape! #sos #missingpublictantrums #kindof #badbatman

I’m not gonna lie, I think the “Mom” job des

I’m not gonna lie, I think the “Mom” job description misrepresented the hours of this role, and incorrectly labeled the pandemic as a sabbatical. On a positive note, the management around here is pretty lax as I quit and get rehired on a weekly basis while often drinking on the job and using profanities. Once you add in the questionable work attire and suspect medical treatments through hugs and kisses, I’m basically a walking HR violation. All in all it’s clear I’ve found my perfect working conditions, with coworkers that inspire and push me to my best jokes possible. I’m here to stay, until I quit before 11am again that is. At which point just shred my key card and don’t let me back! Happy Mother’s Day to every mom in this new age internet mom tribe of ours. Because it takes all of us working together to find and test the exact right product that will replace us without the children noticing. And that my friends is the goal. Keep your eye on the prize ladies. We can do it #itsonamazon #wewillfindit #happymothersday

The award for Housemate Handling Quarantine the Wo

The award for Housemate Handling Quarantine the Worst goes to...THIS GUY! He’s eaten his feelings, and then proceeded to eat every scrap the kids give him. He’s underfoot during every cooking session, follows us upstairs, downstairs, outside, and to the bathroom. I’m not calling him fat and clingy but let’s just say his whole heavy handed dependency mixed with a hibernation bod might not be the best bet going into the heat of the summer. Get it together dude, and back away from the kid scraps, you’re better than that. #thirsty #stagefiveclinger #dogdaysofquarintine

If your Monday homeschool agenda doesn’t include

If your Monday homeschool agenda doesn’t include putting your kid in a bounce cage and throwing balls at them, then it’s time to ask yourself, am I being the best teacher I could be? No need to find me on Pinterest, clearly this activity speaks for itself. #dodgeballrules #lifelessons #cageparenting

After lockdown I think we should just get rid of s

After lockdown I think we should just get rid of scales and only measure our weight via see saw. By my calculations, as long as you don’t shoot the other person off into space I’d say you’ve done well for yourself. #allaboutbalance #andbooze #andbakedgoods

It’s FRIDAY! Throw your hands in the air! Wave t

It’s FRIDAY! Throw your hands in the air! Wave them from here to there! Add a kid the size of a baby bear! We’ve been using this kettle bell shaped child for exercise for years. So there’s really no change to our stay at home adult PE, except now post potty training I guess there’s a little higher risk of actual pee. But considering I’ve had 2 kids naturally, one of which was 10lbs 10ozs, I’d say everything generally has a risk of pee, so what else is new?! #jumpatyourownrisk #throwthebaby #adultpe

Having traveled to 68 countries with kids, it’s

Having traveled to 68 countries with kids, it’s fair to say our minions have basically grown up on airplanes and considered hotel lobbies as their living rooms. They’ve lived as a unique mix of Expat Eloises and nomadic vagabonds. So clearly this new norm of no travel has been noticeable for them. In fact, they keep packing their bags and threatening to leave, but unfortunately they’ve learned from our parenting methods and are throwing around empty threats like it’s going out of style. I wouldn’t say I miss 16hr long daytime flights with two toddlers, but I am definitely daydreaming of those travel days right now. Also it was nice when someone else was responsible for cooking and cleaning. Just sayin. #tunisiandaydreams #hotellife #expateloise

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